Alright, so I'm breaking a personal posting record today because tomorrow I'll be in Donegal and probably won't find a cheap internet point like this one there.
So, today I took the bus from Cork and trucked my butt over to the Blarney Castle with puckered lips and made out with the Blarney Stone. And I'm not kiddin' when I write 'made-out' - I chose my words (somewhat) carefully. Here's what went down...
Throughout the Blarney grounds and castle, there are many boards displaying factoids and quotes relating to the famous Blarney Stone. Some of them refer to famous people 'kissing' the stone while some of them, and I had never heard of this before, refered to people 'licking' the stone. I know what you're thinking, or hoping -
Steve didn't...lick the stone did he?! Well, not exactly. I wondered, while preparing to be held upside down by my ankles, which was the best thing to do? Kiss the stone like everyone else or lick it like Lord Byron did? As the disgruntled man bellowed - WHO'S NEXT? - I sat, leaned back, and gave the stone a slightly restrained, somewhat nervous, french kiss (not unlike the first one I gave when I was 15). I can't believe I'm posting this for all to read but honestly, I'm kind of proud. I mean, thousands and thousands can say they've kissed the stone but can anyone (except me) boast that they French Kissed the stone?!! HAHA!
Here's a picture of your man in action:

Here's a view of the stone from ground level (yes you're dangling upside-down that far from the ground):

Here's the view if you look down before kissing the stone:

And now for something completely serious... Across Ireland, but mainly at the largest tourist attractions, hundreds of children are forced to play music, by their parents and government, for passersby. They are terribly unhappy and are fed absolutely nothing all day nor are they allowed to stop playing to use the toilet. Grouchy old people, with charming accents, closely supervise these child-workers with Shillaleighs in case they play a single wrong note. Here's a picture I took of some the these poor slaves of Erin:

HAHAHA! Really, these kids do sit around and play music at these sites all day but they make quite a good chunk of change out of it. They are paid daily by the Irish Tourist Board and they're allowed to keep whatever tourists give them. I told these girls that I was gonna make a joke out of it all on my blog, they were great sports.
Well I'm off to Donegal Town, County Donegal, tomorrow. And then...guess what...
I'm going surfing for two days in Bundoran, Co. Donegal!! I can't wait! I get two days of lessons at this spot that's famous as having some of the best waves in Europe. Cowabunga Dudes!!
Love y'all and miss you 2
-Steve